Bryce Harper  looks a lot like a guy who would have been mean to me in high school. Recently, however, he took it out on the Atlanta Braves “A” behind home plate. Disrespect the Braves like that and you can have all my lunch money, dog! 

Ed "Too Tall" Jones

i’d hate to be a vagina in dallas, circa 1985. never stood a chance around “too tall”.

Ed “Too Tall” Jones wasn’t a complete pimp or anything. was originally published on

Lucas Duda is slugging his Mets not only back into relevance, but also back onto SportsBeards.

  1. Camera: Canon EOS-1D X
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/1250th
  4. Focal Length: 400mm

"Mikolas  earned the nickname “Lizard King” when, on a bet, he ate a lizard in the bullpen during a 2011 Arizona Fall League game.”  - Wikipedia

And here’s the video. Happy Mustache Monday, you animals!

@EBROOKS_21 is one dedicated expos fan.  

i mean, that thing is a work of art - a true masterpiece in all senses - but can i quickly point out that soup-rake on his upper lip? shit is incredible!

“I save a lot of money on razors.”-   Aw, hell yeah! Love seeing these ex-Yankees letting their beard game loose! 

For those of you scoring at home, Dustin Ackley is seen here pulling off the outfield putout/high five combo. Very rare.

Fun Fact: Kevin Quackenbush was born in Land O Lakes, Florida. Not surprising since he’s got such a butter ass beard. 


@giancarlo818 barely has enough beard to qualify, but anytime you hit a baseball into space i’ma blog that.