“The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”
- Teddy Fucking Roosevelt 

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

- Teddy Fucking Roosevelt 

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"Come at me, bro" - mo

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark III
  2. Aperture: f/3.2
  3. Exposure: 1/1600th
  4. Focal Length: 200mm

Tanner Roark and the #nationals have a pretty solid beard game and all. But never forget, on September 11, 2011, this team was literally Canadian. Expos the truth!

Seeing how Terry Crews has biceps the size of my couch, it’s probably not surprising he played linebacker professionally. What is surprising is that he’s a sick artist, too. 
Honestly, this guy could run for President. 

Seeing how Terry Crews has biceps the size of my couch, it’s probably not surprising he played linebacker professionally. What is surprising is that he’s a sick artist, too. 

Honestly, this guy could run for President. 

Bryce Harper  looks a lot like a guy who would have been mean to me in high school. Recently, however, he took it out on the Atlanta Braves “A” behind home plate. Disrespect the Braves like that and you can have all my lunch money, dog! 

Ed "Too Tall" Jones


i’d hate to be a vagina in dallas, circa 1985. never stood a chance around “too tall”.

Ed “Too Tall” Jones wasn’t a complete pimp or anything. was originally published on

Lucas Duda is slugging his Mets not only back into relevance, but also back onto SportsBeards.

  1. Camera: Canon EOS-1D X
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/1250th
  4. Focal Length: 400mm

"Mikolas  earned the nickname “Lizard King” when, on a bet, he ate a lizard in the bullpen during a 2011 Arizona Fall League game.”  - Wikipedia

And here’s the video. Happy Mustache Monday, you animals!