lucas parker does crossfit real well, which for purposes of this blog, we’re going to call a sport.  any way you dice it, that stupendous red beard is my favorite thing this week.

Zdeno Chara is stoked to be playing sports with a beard. Or, maybe, he’s laughing over this prank call a Boston bartender made to a Pittsburgh bartender.

As the Heat continue to find themselves on the business end of Roy Hibbert’s massive 7’2” frame, Tony Parker and co are straight chilling on some 15 days of rest shit. Spurs in 5. Heard it here first.

Lucas Duda and his beard beat the Yankees last night. First time in Mariano Rivera’s career that he blew a save without recording a single out.

You’d think my man would loan some of that excess hair to the mustache zone, no?

mustache monday, coming in HOT this week.

remember this soccer-ass buddy?? if you ask me, carlos valderrama was working with an unacceptable hair to ‘stache ratio.  it’s like getting 20 chicken wings and only one thing of blue cheese.  no one wants just one thing blue cheese, carlos, no one.

The second round of the NHL Playoffs commencing can only mean one thing: better beards.

Look how stoked Rick Ankiel is to be joining the Mets. Hey, at least it’s mustache Monday, bro.

Good thing Steph Curry can shoot lights out. Because, nobody wants to look at that beard.

Back in the day, we called this a summer beard… summer here, summer over there.

Everyone in Flushing is understandably hard for Matt Harvey right now. But, elsewhere in the Mets bullpen, Bobby Parnell is sporting a serious beard game.